By Cindy B. “He’s a perfect baby,” said the Smiths as they brought home their newly adopted son. Jason and Mindy have been trying to conceive for years until they finally gave up and chose to adopt. However, they are still waiting on their happy ending. “We were told the […]
Due to overwhelming demand, Target Shoppers Anonymous is now holding daily meetings. The support group has been drawing new members by the dozen, and organizers say the wave of newcomers shows no sign of slowing down. “People are coming to us begging for help,” said the group’s founder, Jill […]
Meteorologists around the world today are reporting a stunning weather development: Hell has frozen over. The Weather Channel, first to report the climate change, noted that it occurred at precisely 7:46 a.m. Eastern Time, leaving Hell, once the hottest place in the universe, solidly encased in ice. Scrambling to […]
By Rebecca Lang of BeckyRebecca.com There’s a growing epidemic across the nation of women, particularly mothers, declaring that they have no more fucks to give — that they just can’t care about stuff like they used to. Take this quiz to discover whether you’re at risk for running out of fucks. 1. […]
By Kelly Riibe Dear Preschool Parent: Fall is upon us, and with it comes leaf sketch art and the need to constantly remind your children to zip up their coats and not put heads or feet through the arm holes. We are excited to be entering a more established classroom routine […]
By Norine Dworkin-McDaniel of Science of Parenthood LAS VEGAS—Last night in a stunning upset, Dallas mom Jill “Burgermeister” Martinez soundly defeated Amanda “Peanut Butter Boss” Masterson of Des Moines at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas to become the new Lunch-Boxing Champion of the World. Fans described the match-up of […]
By Anne Metz of Once Upon A Mom This afternoon at Super Food n’ Stuff, a woman was seen exiting the store with her groceries and just one child in a “two-seater car” grocery cart. The child appeared content, sitting next to his mother’s purse, which was placed conveniently in the […]
By Jorrie Varney It all started on a quiet morning. Regina Love-Buckett was scrolling through her newsfeed when she saw her opportunity to make a difference. Love-Buckett’s Facebook friend, Felicia Bigh, had posted about her new Diaper Pail. Bigh’s brief post explained that she received a Diaper Pail as a […]