By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Dear Preeclampsia, You have been the friend every woman longs for during the exhausting final months of pregnancy. Your thoughtfulness was extraordinary — you saw clearly my need for rest and relaxation during such a stressful time. Sure, I would have preferred a nice hotel and […]
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Help! I’m Caught in a Greeting Card Wormhole!
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Making new friends is tricky when you’re a grown woman. You’re adult enough to be on your best behavior, and yet too adult to enter into new relationships without heavy self-examination. The carefree spirit with which we approached friendship as children has been replaced […]
Pick-Up Tips from Men Who Know Nothing About Women
By Anna Gracia If you’re looking on the Internet for tips on how to pick up women (and where else would you look, really?), you may have recently come across a piece written by self-proclaimed “relationship expert” Dan Bacon titled How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones. […]
Grandma Under Impression $5 Birthday Check Can Still Buy Something
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Augusta, Maine — Local grandma, Helen Kravinski, strongly believes that five dollars is still worth something in 2019. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know. When I was their age, five dollars was a lot of money. I know that they can […]
PSA: This Year a ‘Debate Drinking Game’ Could Kill You
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com By the morning of the first presidential debate of 2016, social media was abuzz with ways to spice up the event. A deeply held tradition in some areas, a Debate Drinking Game (DDG) is a social activity for people who want to make the debates into […]
Woman Makes Life Choices Based on Pillow Platitudes
On a whim, Amelia and Jack Parker of Des Moines, Iowa packed their family of six into a U-Haul to trade their six bedroom, three bathroom home for a 527 square-foot A-frame beach house in Miami, Florida. “My kids are a little nervous about where they will all sleep, […]
Mom Touches Child’s Disgusting Stuffed Animal, Dies
By Allison Alter of A Tale of Two Mommies A devoted stay-at-home mom residing in a suburban community met her demise due to her toddler’s cherished stuffed dog he schlepped along to all destinations. The doting child ensured said companion reveled in all manners of substance during the family’s travels, […]
Finally! A Car My Vagina Is Proud to Drive
By MockMom Contributors Cosmopolitan magazine has designed a car for women with Spanish automaker Seat, and the rave reviews are pouring in! The Seat Mii by Cosmopolitan is for the modern woman who wants to know how to give a dope AF blow job, yet also cares about more serious […]