By Teresa Carlton of Mama Tries A recent visit to see a neighbor’s newborn baby resulted in a local woman’s removal from several women’s and mothers’ organizations. Lynn Jacobs, 32, found her name removed from the local chapter of her Mommy and Me class, the elementary PTA, and other parenting organizations […]
Author: Mock Mom
New Evidence Suggests ‘Seven Seals of the Apocalypse’ Was Really Just a Man Cold
By Michelle Riddell Scientists at the World Institute for Modern Prognostication (WIMP) have unearthed new evidence that may change the way we look at doomsday predictions once and for all. In a recent study, researchers noted marked similarities between each of the seven signs of the apocalypse and the symptoms of […]
Trump Takes Office, Fate of PSL in Peril
By Kari of My Questionable Life Washington D.C. — Mass hysteria strikes as a nationwide shortage of pumpkins leaves women across the country deprived of their seasonal dose of PSL, leading to stress, exhaustion and in some extreme cases, seasonal affective disorder. With migrant workers currently trapped on the other […]
Working Mom Quits Job, Life Somehow Still Hard AF
By Kristina Johnson A local woman is confirming this week that the grass is, in fact, always greener on the other side. Kate Jones says despite giving up her career to stay at home with her baby, her life has not gotten any easier. The problems began on Jones’s first […]
Mom Wears Generic Baby Carrier, Shunned by Community
By Mia Carella of (this) mom with a blog “These are not just baby carriers,” said Kelly Taylor, president of the Elite Babywearing Cult. “They are a way of life.” Elite Babywearing Cult (EBC) is an underground society of thousands of women and three men who own Elite baby carriers. […]
How Potty Training Is a Multi-Level Marketing Scheme
By Shya Gibbons of Vintage Dreams With A Modern Twist Listen, I won’t pretend to be a know-it-all, okay? I am only 3 years old, so I still have a lot to learn. I still don’t know what comes after 30, what says ‘hee-haw’ (mommy says it’s another word for […]
Mommy Blogger Celebrates Minor Milestone, Thinks She’s The F**king Bloggess
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — Local mommy blogger, Ruby Grace, recently commemorated her website’s 100th follower by throwing a dinner party for her loyal fans. “God, she just won’t shut up about it,” said Grace’s sister, Gwen Williams. “Ninety of her followers are friends and family, but she […]
Outraged Parents Sue Inappropriate Sex Ed Organization
By Jill Pond Earlier this week, parents of Prudey Hills Middle School sought legal action against Pure & True Sex Ed Division (PTSD), an organization that offers comprehensive sexual health education classes to schools across the country. Several parents reported that there were “problems” with the methodology administered by the […]