By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien Josh Singleton from Carbondale, Pennsylvania is not impressed with his friend Carl’s Minecraft builds. Josh didn’t look at me during the interview, but from what I could tell from the back of his head while he played, he was not messing around. I asked him if […]
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The 5 Stages of Grief When No One Likes Your Stupid Facebook Post
By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien 1. Denial The first reaction to no one liking your Facebook status is denial. You mutter through clenched teeth and sweaty palms, “It’s only been 2 minutes…2 hours…um…2 days…maybe no one saw it. Surely they’ll like my 500-word essay on America’s crumbling infrastructure, or my duck […]
Dad Who Took Out Garbage Thinks He Cleaned Entire House
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Two days after walking several bags of trash 30 feet from his house to the curb, Pittsburgh man Kent McInerney is still congratulating himself on a job well done. “I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m no slacker on the homefront,” McInerney said. “Even […]
Cold-Hearted B*tch Doesn’t Post Single Facebook Tribute to Late Celebrity
Vancouver’s Caitlyn Daniels is being vilified online this week after failing to post a single social media condolence in the wake of the latest celebrity death. “I just can’t believe her callousness,” said Facebook friend Rachel Evans, who hasn’t actually spoken to Daniels since 10th grade. “That actor gave […]
Baby Talk Finally Decoded! You Won’t Believe What They Are Saying.
By Shya Gibbons of Vintage Dreams With A Modern Twist I think it is SO cute when babies and children babble to each other. They laugh and giggle and pass the time whispering in a language we have not cracked. Until recently, that is. A super-smart team of scientists, parents, and language […]
You Were Right, Child on Airplane IS Trying to Ruin Your Day
Newark, NJ — You know that crying child sitting behind you on the airplane? She and her parents actually have nowhere of importance to be. She is there for the sole purpose of making your flight unbearable. This reporter went undercover to crack open a conspiracy that people with […]
Clown Accessories Banned by French Town Amid Terror Concerns
By Liv of Live By Surprise Céstlavie, France has commenced enforcement of a new bylaw which requires a wholesale ban on red clown noses or big shoes worn in public spaces. The stunning move comes after several recent bank robberies in the town by men in red noses and wigs. […]
Local Mom Still Blaming Pregnancy Hormones for Emotional Outbursts
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com A local mom is blaming lingering pregnancy hormones for her regular mood swings. Carol Brown’s husband, Peter, says since their son was born, he’s lost count of how often his wife has snapped at him for any number of supposed offenses. “The most common one is that I’m […]