By Rhiannon Giles The Associated Press reported Tuesday that the wife of moderately popular local TV weather personality, Stormy Waters, has won a certificate. Waters, known for his outlandish costumes depicting the day’s weather, has been with WSTR News 14 since late 2015 and is a one-time nominee for a […]
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Mother Actually Given Those 3 Extra Hours in a Day, Watches Gilmore Girls
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — After years of having her prayers go unanswered, local mother Ruby Grace was the lucky recipient of three extra hours last Thursday. She woke to a day with 27 hours, rather than the standard 24, and looked forward to an opportunity to finally […]
Quiz: Which Disney Princess Are You?
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid 1. What do you look for in a guy? A) Money, cash, ca-ching ca-ching, and a royal title. I’m kind of a gold digger like that. B) Preferably a hairy kidnapper with roid rage. C) I’m into interspecies dating. D) The only kind of […]
Woman Nominates Self For “Love Your Spouse” Challenge as Excuse to Post Flattering Photos
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid OMAHA, NE — A woman has nominated herself for the “Love Your Spouse challenge” as an excuse to post flattering photographs on Facebook. Connie Barker of Omaha, Nebraska kept waiting for a friend to nominate her to Facebook’s recent phenomenon, the #LoveYourSpouse challenge. […]
Homeless Man Mistaken for Hipster
By Anne Gunn Portland, OR — Local homeless man Greg Ferber was mistaken for a hipster last week by local coffee shop owners Lucy Stone and Dallas Smith. Thinking he was purposefully living off the grid, they featured his belongings as art pieces for sale in their coffee shop. Stone […]
Mother Sets Facebook Record for Baby Pictures Posted
By Anna Gracia San Francisco, CA – Janine Miller, mother to 8-month-old Kayleigh, has achieved a unique distinction: she has shared every single picture she’s ever taken of her baby on social media. To date, she has uploaded nearly 675,000 pictures and videos on Facebook, ranging from a 6-minute video of […]
Mother Arrested After TV-Smashing Rampage: “It Was the Jingle”
by Varda Epstein A 37-year-old mother of three has been arrested and held without bail after smashing 36 televisions in quick succession in Sears’ television department. When questioned, Natalie “Spike” Connors, of Whynot, Mississippi, said she was sleep deprived at the time the crime occurred. “My youngest is cutting a […]
Thank You for Choosing Me to Perform Your At-Home C-Section
By Sarah Curry Jennifer, Thank you for choosing Soul-Sister Surgery to perform your at-home c-section. It’s no easy task to select the surgeon for your home birth. I promise to be there to walk beside you during your birth journey, hold your hand, and yes, ultimately, slice into your uterus. […]