By MockMom Contributors
After coming under fire last week for nominating Bono as one of our Women of the Year (who only squeezed through after we determined a garden gnome was ineligible), we at GLAMOUR Magazine felt compelled to make things worse by giving out our other awards for the Best of 2016:
Best Women’s Magazine: Maxim
Technological Achievement of the Year: Those nudes you sent that he’ll never delete
Favorite Entertainment: As much Call of Duty as possible
Favorite Home Decor: Dirty tube socks on the floor
R&B Musician of the Year: Chris Brown
Country Musician of the Year: Ted Nugent
Favorite TV Personality:Â Pat Robertson
Favorite Author:Â Ann Coulter
Favorite Radio Personality: Rush Limbaugh (whom we’ve also nominated for the Nobel Peace prize based on his diplomacy and ability to deescalate politically-charged arguments)
Favorite International Entrepreneur/Alleged Rapist:Â Julian Assange
Favorite Domestic Entrepreneur/Alleged Rapist: Donald Trump
Word of the Year:Â “Pussy”
Medical Innovation of the Year: Yet another female birth control option
Best Company to Work for:Â Westboro Baptist Church (Hooters: a close second)
Hottest Trend of the Year: Misogyny
Loungewear of the Year: Underwire Bras and G-strings
Invention of the Year: Sex dolls for men…with warm genitalia
Best Sex Position with Actual Humans:Â A three-way tie between Blowjobs, Reverse Cowgirl, and Anal
Best Position of Toilet Seat: Up
Sexiest Man Alive: Megan Fox
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Special thanks to the following contributors: Crystal Lowery (Creepy Ginger Kid), Melissa Janisin (goodnessmadness.com), Elizabeth Argyropoulos (Bourgeois Alien), and Joanna McClanahan (Ramblin’ Mama)