By Kristina Johnson Los Angeles mom Michelle Miller has been telling the fellow mommies of the 19th Street Play Group that parenting isn’t a competition, but the ladies say she’s the one who needs to get that message through her thick skull. “Every kid is different, you guys,” Miller said […]
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Mom Heartbroken After Missing Child’s Incredibly Mundane Trick
Donna Martin, mother of three, is heartbroken. “Don’t take anything for granted. Cherish every moment,” she said in a statement after admitting she missed her child jumping from one foot to the other. Martin described the day as being typical; she sent her oldest off to kindergarten, apologetic for […]
To Our Friends and Family, a Pre-Approved Holiday Gift List
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Dear Loved Ones, As you know, little Persymmon’s 1st Christmas is rapidly approaching. I’m sure you’re all busy trying to come up with the perfect gift, so I just wanted to take this time to tell you in advance how much we appreciate your generosity and also […]
Musical Theater Reviews by Donald J. Trump
By Page Barnes Unbeknownst to most of America until the “Hamilton” dust-up this week, it turns out that our President-Elect is a renowned theater critic. After careful research, I was able to locate a collection of some of his most memorable reviews. Unsurprisingly, he’s quite opinionated. Enjoy! This post […]
Ghosts of Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms Seen Leaving Trump Tower
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Having already worked through the roster of vile, old, white men currently living in this country, anonymous sources reported seeing the ghosts of both Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms leaving President-elect Donald Trump’s Manhattan apartment on Sunday. Trump, speaking through his official Twitter account, added fuel […]
Things to Do the Next Time You Accidentally Take Your Family on Vacation in the Middle of Nowhere
By Janine Annett Are you thinking of a fall getaway to a quaint town? Maybe staying in an adorable Airbnb rental or a lovely cottage? Do you regularly look at “cabin porn” on Instagram? Are you dreaming of getting away from it all to a picturesque town with fall foliage, rolling […]
Chocolate Saves Lives, Says New Study
By Allison Alter of A Tale of Two Mommies Eating copious amounts of chocolate prevents familial homicides, claims an exciting new study published by a renowned Swiss research group. It is one of the few established causalities in the social sciences with enormous implications for the entire field. One of […]
10 Self-Care Ideas to Get You Through November
By Julie Vick of julievick.com These seasonal self-care rituals can help to get you through whatever difficult times you may be experiencing. Why not give one or two a try? 1. Buy some fresh gourds. Decorate your table with them, or take them outside and hurl them at a fence. 2. Go […]