Author: Mock Mom


Kim Davis, Room Parent of the Year

By Stefani Boutelier of Kim Davis is the room mom for the third grade class at Jim Crow Elementary. She is also the now infamous Kentucky Civil Rights Leader, ruler of the court system, monarch of the first world, defender of the constitution, and a reincarnated God (also known as […]


Pumpkin Spice Personal Lubricant to Debut This Fall

By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect Personal lubricant manufacturer EZGlide announced yesterday that a new pumpkin-oriented product will appear in stores this October. Spicy Pumpkin personal lubricant will deliver the quality lubrication consumers have come to expect. “As always,” says a spokesperson for EZGlide, “it’s water-based, water-soluble, and condom-compatible, but […]