By Karen Johnson of The 21st Century SAHM Well, friends, it’s happening. We’ve barely had time to recover from RedCupGate, and now this news has befallen us. You’ve probably heard of the sacrilegious “War on Christmas” that is plaguing our good Christian society. Well, Apple Wood Valley Elementary School has […]
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The Most Accurate Toy Guide Ever
By Gail Hoffer-Loibl of Maybe I’ll Shower Today Nothing brings out the true meaning of the holidays quite like showering the kiddos with toys they will get bored with before New Year’s Eve. If you have been a lazy, horrible parent and still haven’t bought your gifts, fear not. Here is the […]
Quick And Easy Dinners Your Kids Will Never Eat
By Kristine Laco of Mum Revised There are plenty of quick and easy dinners and websites that will help you plan your meals for the month. Trying to spice up the everyday is a constant challenge for parents around the world. Luckily, we don’t have to suffer the regular Taco […]
Elf on the Shelf Wanted for Gross Criminal Misconduct
Robinsville, IN–Authorities are seeking help from citizens in Robinsville, IN in locating the Elf on the Shelf responsible for a string of criminal activities. According to Officer Steve Rowan of the Robinsville Police Department, residents of the sleepy town have been reporting a number of unsavory incidences. “I think […]
VIDEO: Breaking News for Moms from PMS (Parental Media Syndicate)
By Lola Lolita, Founder, Sammiches and Psych Meds PMS (Parental Media Syndicate) has some breaking news to share, parents, and we promise, you won’t want to miss it. Included in this episode’s highlights: Pregnant women eat, sleep, and puke a lot Nobody will change the mothertrucking toilet paper roll Mom […]
Mommy Meme Wars
By Jennifer Scharf FADE IN: INT. SUBURBAN KITCHEN – DAY A beautiful fall morning. MINIVAN MUM pours herself a cup of freshly brewed coffee and sits down at the kitchen island with her laptop. The kids are off at school, the house is quiet and all is right in […]
Driving With Toddlers Found Similar To Riding In A Car Full Of Bats
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home A decade-long study done by the National Institute of Parenting Science at Cordan University has yielded surprising results: driving a car containing a toddler has proven to be most similar to driving a car full of bats. The discovery was published recently in […]
Kid on Side of Potty Chair Box Way Too Excited To Be Taking a Sh*t
Mom Elaine Laskey told officials yesterday that she is very skeptical of the posed toddler pictured on the Safety 1st Comfy Cushy Potty Trainer and Step Stool that she recently purchased at her Marietta, Georgia Walmart. Laskey says she purchased the potty chair for her two-year-old son, but is having […]