By Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver This is what being a perfect parent looks like on social media. “Earlier today we drove past McDonald’s and Agatha pointed at it and said, ‘What’s that?’ #winningatparenting” “I love it that my older children love the baby! They argue over who gets […]
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Two-Year-Old Earns PhD in Sharing
By Jocelyn Jane Cox of The Home Tome PRATICK, NEW YORK – Two-year-old Aiden Scorci recently became the youngest person in the country to earn a PhD. The degree was in Sharing. The coursework included: –Handing Over a Toy That You Really Really Really Want 101 –Advanced Workshop in Taking Turns […]
New Trend in Home Births: Vaginal Knitting
By E. R. Catalano of Zoe vs. the Universe The end result of most uncomplicated labors is a child. But by the time her daughter was born, Deanna Hargrove, 37, of Woodstock, NY, also had two sets of booties and the beginnings of a sweater. Ms. Hargrove says she is a […]
Mother Cleans House, Upsets Neighbors, Universe
By E. R. Catalano of Zoe vs. the Universe SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Bay Area mother Loretta Turner, 37, was seen to be fuming following a playdate for her daughter at a neighbor’s home. From their arrival, she said, she’d felt ambushed. “Her house was spotless!” Ms. Turner explained, visibly shaken. In […]
Toddler Fight Club Has Boosted Son’s Self Esteem, Says Father
By Briton Underwood of Punk Rock Papa The first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club. Apparently, that isn’t the case for toddler fight club founder Jimbo Russ, 36, of Tuscaloosa County, who boasts that the toddler fight club he started has boosted his three-year-old’s self-esteem. […]
Countries Scramble To Close Borders To Stray Cats
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Three stray cats managed to sneak their way through increased security at the G20 summit in Turkey this week. This security breach has raised some serious questions about just how the cats were able to make it through the increased security, which was at Threat […]
Scientists Identify And Seek To Destroy “Ginger Gene”
By Melissa Coble of An Unfit Parent NORMAN, Okla. – Researchers at the University of Oklahoma’s Advanced Center for Genome Technology announced today that they believe they have located the gene mutation responsible for red hair. “This is a huge advancement in genome technology,” declared top scientist Dr. Fredrick Endering. “We believe […]
Friendship Ends When Woman Fails to Send Thank-You Card for Thank-You Card
By Deidre Parsons of Write Like Me On November 7, 2015, Mallory Gibson attended a birthday party for her friend’s three-year-old son. She purchased a sizeable gift and attached a birthday card. When the party ended, she helped her friend, Linda Mason, clean up and verbally thanked her for the invitation. […]