Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.
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10 Tweets From People Who Are Definitely NOT Getting Lucky Tonight
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.
10 Tweets About How the Romance Is Still Alive and Well
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
This Company Is Making Custom Dildos Just in Time for Valentine’s Day
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
10 Memes About Men Who Get Lost in the Bathroom
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
Quotes from Real Human Dads at 2:11 AM When the New Baby’s Screaming Again
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
A Complete List of Items My Husband Asked Me to Help Him Find and Their Entirely Unsurprising Locations
This is not Endgame. You cannot claim, “I put it right here!” and expect to be able to go back in time to reclaim it.
17 Marriage Advice Tweets To Keep The Love Alive
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.