Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
Tag: marriage
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
My 408-Month-Old Can’t See Things That Are Right in Front of Him
A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search
Half-Hearted Attempts At Helping Your Significant Other Find A Missing Remote Control: A Guide
Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.
Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Definitely NOT Getting Lucky Tonight
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.
10 Tweets About How the Romance Is Still Alive and Well
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
This Company Is Making Custom Dildos Just in Time for Valentine’s Day
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
10 Memes About Men Who Get Lost in the Bathroom
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!