Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
This is not Endgame. You cannot claim, “I put it right here!” and expect to be able to go back in time to reclaim it.
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.