Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search
Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!