If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
This is not Endgame. You cannot claim, “I put it right here!” and expect to be able to go back in time to reclaim it.
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.
My husband basically told me he planned to sit on his ass for two days, and then wanted to have sex 30-40 times in the next six weeks.
Most couples planning to grow a family want nothing more than healthy, happy children. But one man says his wife wants something else. According to Reddit user SmoothPalpitation1, whose viral post has since been deleted, his wife requested a sperm donor to guarantee their kids will be attractive. “When talking about children (we want to […]
At twenty-three years old, I was already the mother of two. Newly separated from my abusive ex-fiancee, naive about life, love, and everything in between, and scared shitless of adulthood, I was a hot mess and desperate for safety and security. That’s when I met Him. He was way out of my league, or so […]