Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
Tag: marriage
Marriage Is Disgusting. That’s a Good Thing
The other morning around 5 am, I was about to get under the covers after getting up to pee (without shutting the door). As I began to crawl into the comfortably warm bed, my husband let out a long, drawn-out, high-pitched fart. Now maybe the more refined among you would […]
It Took The Pandemic For Me And My Family To Slow Down
We play card games and board games and the hubs has Nerf battles and roughhouses with the kids…on WEEKNIGHTS!
Spice It Up by Inviting a Pastor to Read Leviticus While You Make Love Through a Hole in a Sheet
Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
My 408-Month-Old Can’t See Things That Are Right in Front of Him
A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search
Half-Hearted Attempts At Helping Your Significant Other Find A Missing Remote Control: A Guide
Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.
Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Definitely NOT Getting Lucky Tonight
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.