This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Tag: marriage
This Company Is Making Custom Dildos Just in Time for Valentine’s Day
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
Spot-On Memes About Men Who Get Lost in the Bathroom
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
Quotes from Real Human Dads at 2:11 AM When the New Baby’s Screaming Again
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
A Complete List of Items My Husband Asked Me to Help Him Find and Their Entirely Unsurprising Locations
This is not Endgame. You cannot claim, “I put it right here!” and expect to be able to go back in time to reclaim it.
20 Hilarious Memes About The Dreaded Man Cold
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.
Wife, Local Urologist Question Vasectomy Post-Op Instructions
My husband basically told me he planned to sit on his ass for two days, and then wanted to have sex 30-40 times in the next six weeks.
Wife Wants Sperm Donor, Not Husband, to Guarantee “Incredibly Attractive Kids”
Most couples planning to grow a family want nothing more than healthy, happy children. But one man says his wife wants something else. According to Reddit user SmoothPalpitation1, whose viral post has since been deleted, his wife requested a sperm donor to guarantee their kids will be attractive. “When talking […]