Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
Tag: humor
4 YO Breaks World Record for Asking Most Questions During a Movie
“We only had to listen to the recording once,” the head of the committee told us. “We couldn’t take another second of that shit.”
15 Anxiety Tweets to Make You LOL Through the Heart Palpitations
Anxiety is a pain in the ass for sure, but it also happens to be such a relatable experience that it can make for some great jokes.
How to Spot and Survive Fanatical Sports Parents
Look for parents who are always hitting, shooting, throwing, and/or kicking balls. Playing with kids might be optional, but bragging is not.
23 Tweets About Vacation That Will Make You Wish You Just Stayed Home
Parents are the original eternal optimists, because we will be damned if we are putting our lives on hold until these kids learn to act right.
McDonald’s Is Revamping Its Menu to Include More “Instagrammable” Options
“Most of our menu items can be reused as paperweights,” he said. “Or passed along to kids to be used as high-end toy food.”
So You’re Thinking of Giving Your Seat to That Pregnant Woman on the Train…
Maybe she’s just wearing a puffy coat. You’d be insulting her if you offered your seat and it turns out she wasn’t pregnant, but just had a huge breakfast.
A Public Apology To All Marine Life And Everybody I Ever Invited To A Graduation
You will think this is the most important day of your kid’s life. But you will learn that day comes later when you finally pay off their college tuition fifty years after, right before you die.