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Tag: humor
Trump’s 2020 Campaign Strategy May Include Building a Giant Wall Around Pete Buttigieg
It seems that Pete Buttigieg is driving President Donald Trump up the wall. Or, rather, driving him to build another one.
Wife, Local Urologist Question Vasectomy Post-Op Instructions
My husband basically told me he planned to sit on his ass for two days, and then wanted to have sex 30-40 times in the next six weeks.
20 Funny Tweets That Capture the Pleasure and Pain of Summertime
Summertime is a season with its own challenges. Luckily, most of these are as hilarious as they are frustrating!
Family Not Blind, Ignore Items On Stairs Anyway
Ms. Wilde is grappling with the fact that she is the only one in her home who cares if items are put back where they belong.
19 Hysterical Memes About Parents’ Relationship With Elf On The Shelf
Several years ago, when the Elf on the Shelf first became popular, I remember thinking to myself that I wished my kids were still young enough to introduce this seemingly fun new Christmas tradition. In the beginning, I loved seeing how my friends would come up with new and interesting […]
Dear Pre-Baby Me: The Ugly Truth About Postpartum Recovery
Dear Pre-Baby Me: In my last letter, I gave you the goods on labor and birth, so it seems only fitting to follow it up with this next topic: prepare to hear the ugly truth about postpartum recovery. So, you’ll have just given birth — congratulations! — and you’ll be dying […]
Oh No! You Own Pit Bulls?!
Technically, I own a Pit Bull mix and an American Bully, but people see their square heads and colors and “OMG you own vicious dogs” is what I get. They don’t take a second to ask me about them, nor do they watch my dogs’ body language to see if […]