I’m one of those people on your Facebook feed. The one who posts about her awesome workout, checks in at the Y, or lets you know she ran ten miles with the jogging stroller at an 8 minute pace (just kidding, I’ve never done that; that’s fucking impossible). You might see posts from these people […]
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9 Things to Do While You Wait to Give Birth
I’m 40 weeks, 5 hours, and 41 minutes pregnant. I’m really pissed off about those last 5 hours and 41 minutes. I needed this baby to arrive on time, if not early, because I’m losing my fucking mind here, people. I’ve been on maternity leave for a week, thinking for […]
How I Learned To Cover My Boobs While Breastfeeding
By Mary Widdicks of OutmannedMommy [nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Every day I am bombarded on social media by stories of women being shamed, berated, chastised, and even exiled. All because they have the nerve to expose the top half of their breast while nourishing their children in the natural, instinctual way […]
A Three-Month Performance Review for Babies
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Most of us have had performance reviews at work at some point. At my job, we have them yearly, and like anyone else, I leave them with mixed feelings of relief that I still have a job and bitterness that my superiors had the gall to […]
16 Little Lies We’re All Guilty of Telling
You know you tell those little white lies on occasion. Don’t worry; I’m sure a lot of us can relate! Sorry I’ve been super busy You’re lying. We all know you were either binge watching Netflix or something you’ve DVRd. Or you’re an asshole and got to take a nap. […]
The Sh*t Show That Is Taking Kids To The Pool
Like families across our great land, we rang in the arrival of summer with our first trip to the pool. Remember going to the pool before you had kids? It looked something like this: Put on swim suit. Go to pool. Don’t bother with sunscreen because tan people look skinnier […]