Richard Wetphart exposes a leaked memo that provides definitive proof that COVID-19 is a hoax.
Timid around dogs? You may actually enjoy Robo SPOT’s company. After all, he never sheds and, having no face of his own, he can’t lick yours.
Why are people obsessing about being “their best selves” during quarantine? I’m barely treading water over here, so I’m all set with finding a new hobby.
I’d personally love to trade this all in for the very mundane, boring, no-surprises shitshow I was cultivating before.
the pandemic has changed us, but that’s bound to happen when you’re living through a historical event that strips you of your God-given right to cough on strange bitches in a crowded pub.
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
Our heroes have shifted from being the greatest athletes and celebrities to being everyday citizens that we once took for granted.
“Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus,” says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.