the pandemic has changed us, but that’s bound to happen when you’re living through a historical event that strips you of your God-given right to cough on strange bitches in a crowded pub.
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
Our heroes have shifted from being the greatest athletes and celebrities to being everyday citizens that we once took for granted.
“Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus,” says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.
How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?
It does be looking a little “apocalypse-y” if you go out to the stores. Be kind to retail workers.
His Facebook profile states that he is single, but based on some of the comments on his photos, he won’t be for long!
Read The Hunger Games, watch The Hunger Games, then live The Hunger Games.