the pandemic has changed us, but that’s bound to happen when you’re living through a historical event that strips you of your God-given right to cough on strange bitches in a crowded pub.
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Undercover Journalist Unveils Nefarious Toilet Paper Scandal
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
Must-See Budweiser Ad Celebrates Real MVPs During COVID-19
Our heroes have shifted from being the greatest athletes and celebrities to being everyday citizens that we once took for granted.
Girl Who Licked Toilet for #CoronaVirusChallenge Says It Was Worth the Attention She Got
“Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus,” says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.
Stop Using Easter as an Excuse to Torture Baby Chickens
How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?
12 Quarantine Tweets to Help You Go the (Social) Distance
It does be looking a little “apocalypse-y” if you go out to the stores. Be kind to retail workers.
Man’s Hilarious Quarantine Dating Profile Is The Laugh We Desperately Need
His Facebook profile states that he is single, but based on some of the comments on his photos, he won’t be for long!
18 Ways to Stay Sane if You’re Trapped at Home with Your Kids
Read The Hunger Games, watch The Hunger Games, then live The Hunger Games.