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Tag: coronavirus
Woman Bathes in Hand Sanitizer, Suffers Alcohol Poisoning
“There must be some black-market delivery service out there that I don’t know about. I hope they wear gloves.”
18 Ways Toilet Paper Will Save Your Life During the Viral Apocalypse
Create a tapestry of despondence and self-loathing. Add human blood for a pop of color.
Coronavirus Discovered to Be Super Evolved Strain of Man Flu
We’re guessing that some man bitched so much to his wife about being sick that the virus couldn’t take its host’s incessant whining anymore.