I think it’s safe to say that anyone who bitched about the trash fire that 2019 was is wishing to go back to get a little vacation.
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Gazillions of Cicadas Are Preparing To Invade The U.S. And 2020 Just Needs To Be Over
So they’ll come, have wild sex, and cover every last inch of land across 3 states for weeks.
Murder Hornets Have Arrived Because 2020 Wasn’t Bad Enough. And Twitter Has Feelings.
According to an article in the New York Times on Saturday, homicidal hornets the size of a matchbox have been discovered in Washington State. And can 2020 just stop it already? Between a global pandemic, aliens, and now giant murder hornets, it’s starting to feel like we’re all contestants on […]
Let’s Just Let Our Boys Have Their Feelings In 2020
Guess what? Boys cry. Boys are emotional. Boys hurt. None of this makes them any less of a boy, and in fact, should be embraced as they develop into men.
Trump’s 2020 Campaign Strategy May Include Building a Giant Wall Around Pete Buttigieg
It seems that Pete Buttigieg is driving President Donald Trump up the wall. Or, rather, driving him to build another one.
California Woman Possibly Lost $26M Lottery Jackpot Because Of Laundry
A woman in California has made a claim to a lottery jackpot of $26M but says that her winning ticket was destroyed.
Tough Day in Zoom Court for a Man with Username “Buttf*cker 3000”
Saxaon appeared confused, insisting he didn’t remember typing that in before the judge sent him to the virtual waiting room.
Missing Woman Found Living in the Forest Just Wanted to be Left Alone
Turns out the woman had been camping out in the woods alone by choice since November, living off moss, grass, and river water.