By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard Thirty-one-year-old dental hygienist Bethany Powell has achieved perfect inner harmony after hanging a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign in her living room. ”It’s been wonderful, really,” she states, smiling serenely. “I was so stressed before, you know? The kids, work, Joe’s work, the debt, the fucking […]
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A Letter to the Tooth Fairy
Dear Tooth Fairy, This letter is two years and eight teeth overdue. Let’s be honest. I don’t like you very much. You sneak into my child’s room in the middle of the night, climb into her bed and take her teeth. What is wrong with you? I mean, at least […]
Hey, Moms: Own The Beach With These 8 Essential Swimsuit Shopping Tips
By Erin De Boer of Accidental Super Mom Ok, ladies. Summer is coming in hot, and that means finding the perfect bathing suit. I like to consider myself a swimsuit shopping connoisseur, because I’ve spent many days by the pool pregnant and/or in straight up mom mode. Here are my […]
Guy Wants Wife to Pay for Formula Herself, Asks If *He’s* the A-Hole
In “thank the Lord this isn’t your husband” news, a guy posted to the Reddit sub-thread titled “Am I the Asshole” asking if he’s in the wrong for making his wife, who wants to be done with breastfeeding, pay for formula out of her own spending money, and the internet heaved a collective […]
Study Confirms What Parents Already Know: Fussy Babies Are Harder
In what may be the most obvious study ever, researchers at the University of Michigan determined that moms of fussy babies are almost twice as likely to experience moderate to severe symptoms of depression. I could have told them that for free. I was the mother of a fussy baby. […]
Is This a Recipe for Chicken or How to Please a Woman?
Blame it on my immaturity, or maybe on the 13 yo boy version of my multiple personalities, but I see penises and vaginas everywhere. Even in cooking recipes. And apparently I’m not alone. Take this Chefclub Network’s Cordon Bleu Deluxe recipe, for example: This recipe for chicken cordon bleu, “tenderly […]
Lady Gaga’s Foundation to Provide Mental Health First Aid Training to Teens
Lady Gaga is known for a lot of things. Born Stefani Germanotta, Lady Gaga is a singer, songwriter and actress who has been topping charts for years and most recently has received critical acclaim for her lead role in “A Star is Born.” Although predominantly a performer, she is also […]
MI Couple Allegedly Catches Baby-Scratching Ghost on Nanny Cam
I hope you’re cool with ghost stories, because this one is a doozy! A couple in Highland, Michigan is claiming they believe their home to be haunted after catching mysterious footage of what they believe to be a malevolent ghost on nanny cam. Commence sleeping with the lights on, fam! […]