Well, fam, swimsuit season is looming. I for one am not looking forward to it, although the fitting room weep sessions certainly are cathartic – and cheaper than therapy! I usually prefer to have a good cry in the shower, but there’s something about those fitting room flourescents that really […]
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How I Got Most of My Kids to Turn Off the Lights
By Gila Pfeffer of The Mom Who Knew Too Much One of my strongest memories as a teenager is that of my father obsessing over the electricity bill. He would come home from work and do a thorough sweep of our house, room by room, to see if there were […]
Mom Follows Toddler’s Lead and Sprints Everywhere at Full Speed
By Becca Carnahan of With Love, Becca Inspired by her toddler’s most frequent mode of transportation from point A to point B, mom of 2, Linda Potter, decided she, too, would try running everywhere she went at full speed. For Linda, this all started as an experiment to see if she really […]
There’s A Wine And Cheese Marathon So I Guess I’m A Runner Now
They say you can accomplish anything with the right motivation. I have no idea who “they” are, but whatever, it doesn’t matter. What matters is there’s wine. And cheese. Together. In the south of France. And if that’s not enough to make you want to run a marathon, I don’t […]
Dad Backs Car Over Toddler at Waffle House
Police say alcohol and drugs were not a factor in the tragic death of a toddler who was ‘accidentally’ run over by his father in a Brandon, FL Waffle House parking lot last Tuesday. According to Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, both of the boy’s parents were under the impression that […]
Punxsutawney Phil Arrested on Multiple Charges of Fraud and Deception
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Punxsutawney Phil, Groundhog Day’s beloved poster woodchuck, is currently being held without bail at the Burr Row Correctional Complex in Punxsutawney, PA, on charges of being a “motherfucking fraud.” The arrest happened late Tuesday night after the Punxsutawney Police Department received multiple complaints against […]
‘Do You Have Any Irish In You?’ Line Actually Works
By MockMom For the third straight year, Bret McEntire has gone to O’Hara’s Pub to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, drink green beer, and use his same pick-up line: “Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?” [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] McEntire tried this line on an endless string […]
‘Go-Pros’ For Dicks Are A Thing That Exist Now. Because Reasons
The Cock Cam is the new “Go-Pro” for dicks that can capture and share your climax online.