These 20 tweets perfectly describe what it’s like to be part of the parent hood.
Remember weekend mornings before kids? Sleeping until 9 a.m… drinking hot coffee… mimosas at brunch… Or, remember when you didn’t know that 4:45 a.m. was an actual time to be awake? Ah, so many fun things our kids have taught us. Like how it feels to be woken up mid-lightsaber battle before the sun rises. […]
Yay! Winter is coming! Can’t wait to force my kids into coats and beg them to wear pants instead of shorts when it’s 29 degrees outside. -no parent ever So it’s happening, friends. The temps are dropping. This morning it was 35 degrees as we left for school. You’d think I was asking my kids to […]
Let’s reminisce. Remember before kids when the fall back time change meant an extra hour of sleep? Ah, good times. I remember the first year I realized the joke was on us, as parents. My toddler was already an early riser (awake by 6 a.m., sometimes 5) so in his tiny little body, 5:12 a.m. […]
Kids refusing to go to sleep? Commiserate with the funny parents of Twitter with these 22 tweets about bedtime.
Introvert parents unite, awkwardly, on separate benches at the playground, while scrolling through these hilarious tweets and avoiding people.
Ah, back to school season. Kids have fresh new shoes with the soles still attached. Lunches are packed again with fruit they won’t eat. And library books are already missing. It’s good times. But by far the best part of this time of year is the guilt we feel when that dreaded PTA flyer comes […]
Potty-training is hell. Before embarking on this parenting gig, I had NO IDEA how hard this was going to be. I was sorely unprepared for how much of someone else’s poop I’d get on my actual self. How many things in my house would get soaked with pee. And how much I’d cry and day-drink. […]