By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby and the endless tweet material. Being married with kids means you probably don’t know what day it is, but you’re sure you’re the only person who ever bothers to refill the filtered water. It means “getting lucky” is more likely to […]
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18 Tweets About Trump That’ll Make You Laugh Till You Cry (Then Cry Some More)
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama It’s been a somber start to the new year, having been reminded, daily, that we will soon have to say goodbye to Obama and have a narcissistic man-baby sworn in as President. People will start saying the words “President” and “Trump” together; some may even manage to do so […]
18 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Toddlers
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Living with toddlers essentially means living under the rule of pint-sized dictators. They’re constantly screaming orders and have larger-than-life tantrums when their demands aren’t met. These tiny humans have terrible hand-eye coordination, never sleep, and live on a strict diet of toast and fruit snacks. If you’ve ever encountered […]
18 Tweets from Parents on the Fresh Hell That Is Winter Break
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. At least they are until that second week of winter break, when you reach your breaking point of shrieking, arguing children in your immediate vicinity. Having kids at home for the summer is one thing, when you can throw […]
18 Tweets That Perfectly Describe the Dumpster Fire That Was 2016
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama In a year that took so many people we loved, only to give us a narcissistic orangutan of a president-elect in return, it’s safe to say most of us are happy to see it come to an end. It’s been so bad, I think future history lessons will casually […]
Trump Tweets China Move as ‘Unpresidented’ Instead of ‘Unprecedented,’ Twitter Claps Back
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama President-elect Donald Trump just proved, once again, that his Twitter account should be wrestled away from his smaller-than-average hands. Saturday morning Trump took to Twitter to accuse China of an “unpresidented act” [sic] regarding China’s seizure of an unmanned US Navy drone in international waters earlier this week (which China […]
18 Hilarious Tweets That Will Help You Survive the Holidays
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama The holidays offer plenty of reasons to be stressed out: the cooking, gift exchanges, never-ending lists of obligations, and hosting your semi-racist extended family (on your spouse’s side, of course.) It’s supposed to be a time of love and joy, but those all too often spiral into yuletide guilt […]