If there's one thing you can count on year-round, it's the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children.
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15 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents to Get You Through January

Congratulations, you’ve made it to January. Fun fact, January has approximately 182 days, each with approximately 42 hours. You’d think with all that extra time you’d be able to get more shit done, but alas, these are struggle-hours. There’s no productivity here – just a few extra meals each day and more time spent crying at the helm of your budget.

That being said, the days are ever-so-slowly getting brighter and longer, which means that soon we’ll be turning the corner from sad bitch season into rainy-soggy-grass time. Still here for it, though.

Although January is like the hangover of the previous calendar year, that doesn’t mean it’s all bad. Many people have taken the opportunity to focus on fresh starts and new beginnings. While the rest of us are just singing the same ol’ same ol’ while we try to recuperate from the ultimate shitshow that was last year.

One thing that never changes is the neverending drama of parenthood. If there’s one thing you can count on year-round, it’s the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children. Bless them for being consistent!

Here are 15 funny tweets from parents to get you through January!

1. I see you pacing yourself, I like that


3. This checks out

4. So zen and relaxing, 10/10 moms would recommend

5. So much shit to do, so little time


6. Mommy needs to know where to direct her outrage, mmkay

7. He’s a Goddamned liar, this one is

8. A very delicious mystery

9. It’s every parent’s favorite song

10. AND you have to clean up after them


11. It really is something to behold


12. My life mantra


14. Teach your kids to be honest, but DO NOT lead by example

15. Who likes pants, anyway? Highly overrated


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