The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Tweets
Just Some Tweets Reminding You Your Mom Bod Is Amazing
You are beautiful, wonderful, and your body did incredible things. Give yourself some props for that!
15 Hilariously Real Tweets About Beachtime Fun
Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.
Just 12 Sweaty Tweets About This Dang HEAT
It’s all fun and games until you open your door to the outside world and it feels like you’re getting slapped in the face with Satan’s ballsack.
19 Funny Tweets About How Gross Family Vehicles Are
Most of us with kids are driving around in nasty rolling containers full of God-knows-what. It’s one of the ties that binds us parents together. Solidarity!
Just 14 Funny Tweets About Getting Your Self-Care On
Self-care is a bit of a struggle because the people who need it the most have time for it the least. That’s right, I’m looking at YOU, parents!
20 Hilarious Tweets About the Madness Of Children’s Parties
Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
15 Anxiety Tweets to Make You LOL Through the Heart Palpitations
Anxiety is a pain in the ass for sure, but it also happens to be such a relatable experience that it can make for some great jokes.