By Yvette Manes of AquaSeventy6 Mr. Scott F. Harrison of Charlotte, N.C., has started a petition in the hopes of banning all mention of children from the popular social media outlet Facebook. “It has gotten out of hand,” Mr. Harrison stated in a recent interview with the Charlotte Explorer. “Facebook is […]
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American Girl Doll Announces New “Little Sinners” Line
By E.R. Catalano of Zoe vs. The Universe Mattel’s popular American Girl Doll recently came under fire from a conservative group for promoting the “sin of homosexuality.” The group was calling for a boycott of the company after they published an article in their popular magazine featuring an adopted girl […]
Donald Trump to Personally Babysit Mexican Immigrant Children in Hopes of Winning Latino Vote
By Amy Hunter of The Outnumbered Mother In a huge about face, Donald Trump has realized with his recent comments that Mexican immigrants are rapists and “bad people,” he’s torpedoed his chances in acquiring the Latino vote for President of the United States. A source close to Trump has stated, “Look, The Donald really […]
Starbucks CEO Email Confirms Cups Are Tribute To Dark Lord
By Liv By Surprise This reporter is in shock, having uncovered an evil plot at Starbucks headquarters. Below, you will find a memo written by Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz to the head of a satanic cult. It reveals the true nature of their “holiday” cups. MEMO To: Clive Littlebeans, Grand Emperor, […]
My First Litter Box To Be Hot New Toy For The Holiday Season
This week retailers released a sneak peak of what is predicted to be the hot new toys for the holidays. Topping the list is the brand new My First Litter Box by Fisher Price. Basing its design on a real litter box complete with an ergonomic scoop, the company feels […]
Protesting Christians Say Kotex Holiday Tampons “Too Secular”
Christians are attacking the Kimberly-Clark Corporation for a line of feminine hygiene products they claim to be too secular. The company’s Kotex Security tampons, released for the season in plain white packaging with a lacy snowflake background, has caused some Christian groups to protest outside the Kimberly-Clark headquarters in […]
How To Potty Train In Just 13 Months!
By Diana Kane of Mama Needs A Cupcake This plan is similar to How to Potty Train in 3 Days, except you just tack on an additional 395 days. This may sound challenging, but with a can-do attitude, you are sure to be successful. This program was the perfect fit […]
Couple Shocked When MIL Doesn’t Rearrange Furniture
Newlyweds Clarissa and Ned recently shared how shocked they were that during her week-long visit, Ned’s mother did not rearrange one piece of furniture in their home. “I was ready with a squirt bottle to spray her at a moment’s notice,” said Clarissa. “I used the same aversion training […]