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The Facebook Feed Of A Perfect Parent

  By Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver This is what being a perfect parent looks like on social media. “Earlier today we drove past McDonald’s and Agatha pointed at it and said, ‘What’s that?’ #winningatparenting” “I love it that my older children love the baby! They argue over who gets […]

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Two-Year-Old Earns PhD in Sharing

By Jocelyn Jane Cox of The Home Tome PRATICK, NEW YORK – Two-year-old Aiden Scorci recently became the youngest person in the country to earn a PhD. The degree was in Sharing. The coursework included: –Handing Over a Toy That You Really Really Really Want 101 –Advanced Workshop in Taking Turns […]

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Mother Cleans House, Upsets Neighbors, Universe

By E. R. Catalano of Zoe vs. the Universe SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Bay Area mother Loretta Turner, 37, was seen to be fuming following a playdate for her daughter at a neighbor’s home. From their arrival, she said, she’d felt ambushed. “Her house was spotless!” Ms. Turner explained, visibly shaken. In […]

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Scientists Identify And Seek To Destroy “Ginger Gene”

By Melissa Coble of An Unfit Parent NORMAN, Okla. – Researchers at the University of Oklahoma’s Advanced Center for Genome Technology announced today that they believe they have located the gene mutation responsible for red hair. “This is a huge advancement in genome technology,” declared top scientist Dr. Fredrick Endering.  “We believe […]