By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness Marty, 9, showed giftedness in cock blocking from an early age. “He was always much better at it than his siblings,” his mother said as she stared out the window. “His timing was impeccable. It’s like he just KNEW.” I met Marty’s mother, Gwen, […]
By Sara Green of MOTHERfluff Attention Moms and Moms to Be! Are you tired of phone calls interrupting nap time? Evites to soirees? Leisurely shopping? Coffee dates? Don’t worry. There is a simple way to fix this. Just follow these methods and kiss your pesky social life good-bye! 1. Don’t […]
By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect God’s Press Secretary announced yesterday what people have long feared—Michelle Duggar, Arkansas mother of 19, is a genetic monstrosity. Duggar is the result of a whimsical experiment wherein God and his Creation Team spliced rabbit DNA into human DNA to potentially increase human […]
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home Emma Elliot of Nacagdoches, Texas lost a three-year battle against Pinterest addiction. She died peacefully in her sleep Wednesday in her home. Elliot is perhaps best known for raising awareness regarding Pinterest addiction. “She worked tirelessly for the last few years to help found […]
A new study has confirmed that the amount of a person’s Christmas spirit is directly correlated to the amount of money available in their checking account. “Individuals with plenty of money available in the month of December are 300% more likely to embrace the Christmas spirit,” said Rosita Disposado, […]
By Liv of livebysurprise.com Are you a loyal American? Do you support Donald Trump? Then you’re probably getting tired of all the PC bullcrap you’ve been reading about on the news. Everyone gets offended by everything anymore. I’m totally with you. I believe in the right to bear arms. […]
By Kristen Mae of Abandoning Pretense When Veronica Partridge announced earlier this year that her Christian husband confessed he has a hard time keeping his eyes off other women’s bums, it was rock-hard confirmation for her that she needed to take immediate and drastic measures to save him from himself: She needed […]
By Andrew S. Delfino of Almost Coherent Parent Researchers at the University of New Hampshire released the findings of a new study that proves what parents long suspected: Netflix is a more effective babysitter than a human teenager. Dr. Samovar Cheyevsky, a professor of family science, was the primary researcher of this […]