By Alison Huff of Please Stop Putting Crackers Down My Shirt Atlanta, GA — In a study being released this week, doctors are now urging the public to avoid temptation and overindulgence in pumpkin food items during the autumn season. Hipsters, yoga-pant-wearing white girls, and suburban moms are at particularly high […]
By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect Personal lubricant manufacturer EZGlide announced yesterday that a new pumpkin-oriented product will appear in stores this October. Spicy Pumpkin personal lubricant will deliver the quality lubrication consumers have come to expect. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “As always,” says a spokesperson for EZGlide, “it’s water-based, […]
By Kristine Laco of MumRevised.com I have been treated and I wanted to share my good fortune. My most recent trip to the shopping center had me acquainted with these ass washers. Have you seen them? It has taken me a really long time to appreciate their special talents because I […]
Let’s face it. The world is full of inconsiderate people. Folks who forget to mow their lawn on a daily basis. Parents who let their 13-year-old walk a block down the street unsupervised. People without an obvious disability using a handicap placard to get a better parking spot. How dare […]
Chesterton residents report that 34-year-old Robin Zergel, who introduces herself as a “Scentsy consultant,” thinks she’s a fucking businesswoman now or some shit. Sources say that Zergel, a stay-at-home mom of three, recently adorned her rear windshield with a decal proclaiming her “independent consultant” status with the Scentsy company. […]
By Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket SAN JOSE—Neighborhood traffic came to a halt, and garbage dumpsters were set ablaze last weekend when a large group of sober, enraged parents rioted in the parking lot and surrounding streets of The Jungle Experience, a popular children’s party zone. Protesting the establishment’s […]
By Maura McCormick A week after local schools began the 2015-16 school year, a local mom made it evident that she would not tolerate the bus driver being anything less than on time to pick her precious snowflake up for school. Despite the bus driver trying desperately to explain her tardiness […]
By Gail Hoffer-Loibl of Maybe I’ll Shower Today “I was in so much shock, I had to read it twice,” said Jane McGreeley, 42, of Dayton, Ohio, in response to an angry email she and her husband, Brian McGreeley, 47, received from their local Parent Teachers Association. The email, sent […]