Ever since I read a coffee table book about meditation in 2008, I have recognized the immense importance of being spiritual.
Tag: satire
America, You Need to Get Your House in Order
A fledgling god gives advice to America in order to save them from the extinction they may very well deserve.
Undercover Journalist Unveils Nefarious Toilet Paper Scandal
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
18 Ways to Stay Sane if You’re Trapped at Home with Your Kids
Read The Hunger Games, watch The Hunger Games, then live The Hunger Games.
Woman Bathes in Hand Sanitizer, Suffers Alcohol Poisoning
“There must be some black-market delivery service out there that I don’t know about. I hope they wear gloves.”
I’m Taking a Break from Motherhood (And You Should Too)
I like to apply the same principles to kids as I do to poker: always have a pair and a spare.
TV Network Rejects Ads Containing “Graphic Period Language”
“We’d hate to suggest that talking openly and honestly about the female body is somehow acceptable.”
Area Woman Forced to See Yet Another Unimpressive Penis
When asked why she didn’t report the incident to authorities, the woman quietly replied, “If you were a woman, you’d know.”