Don’t even waste your energy on complaining about the mess, as this will only throw off your concentration.
Tag: parenting humor
Withhold affection from your child, then one day begin to say the words, “I love you,” but never
let the word “love” fall from your lips.
Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
If you want to be more involved in your kids’ education, you might want to start reading those emails instead of immediately deleting them.
All Minnesota parents will be able to opt-in to virtual parenting options starting this month under emergency order.
“George doesn’t have to be curious all the time. Maybe sometimes he’s Angry George, or Ambitious George, or Sad, Confused, and Tired George.
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
Because our forever motto once we have kids is “WE LAUGH SO WE DON’T CRY!”