Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
“We only had to listen to the recording once,” the head of the committee told us. “We couldn’t take another second of that shit.”
Look for parents who are always hitting, shooting, throwing, and/or kicking balls. Playing with kids might be optional, but bragging is not.
Parents are the original eternal optimists, because we will be damned if we are putting our lives on hold until these kids learn to act right.
I hope you like Good Housekeeping magazines from 1996. Because you’re going to be bored AF and that will be the only thing you have available to read.
Summertime is a season with its own challenges. Luckily, most of these are as hilarious as they are frustrating!
Ms. Wilde is grappling with the fact that she is the only one in her home who cares if items are put back where they belong.
Several years ago, when the Elf on the Shelf first became popular, I remember thinking to myself that I wished my kids were still young enough to introduce this seemingly fun new Christmas tradition. In the beginning, I loved seeing how my friends would come up with new and interesting mischief for their little guy […]