You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Tag: parenting humor
Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Ninja…Parent?
Don’t even waste your energy on complaining about the mess, as this will only throw off your concentration.
Forget Helicopter Parenting: 12 New Machine-Based Parenting Styles
Withhold affection from your child, then one day begin to say the words, “I love you,” but never
let the word “love” fall from your lips.
Guided Meditation For Parents Who Want To Be Chill, But Are Actually Ticking Timebombs
Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
I Just Found Out PTO Doesn’t Stand for Pretentious Tw*t Offensive, and I Am Shook
If you want to be more involved in your kids’ education, you might want to start reading those emails instead of immediately deleting them.
Minnesotans Soon to Have Hybrid Parenting Options
All Minnesota parents will be able to opt-in to virtual parenting options starting this month under emergency order.
Curious George Henceforth Known as “George” to Discourage Kids from Labeling
“George doesn’t have to be curious all the time. Maybe sometimes he’s Angry George, or Ambitious George, or Sad, Confused, and Tired George.
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.