If you’re divorcing, please learn from my experiences (and my mistakes) and heed my advice. Follow the court guidelines. And then let some shit go.
SPM/MM
If You Give a Mom Some Wi-Fi…
When she finds out he likely has a very rare virus that paralyzes children, she’ll need to log into a parenting Facebook group where she’ll list his symptoms.
20 Hilarious Tweets About the Madness Of Children’s Parties
Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
Local Mom Says, “I’m NOT Going To Tell You Again,” Miraculously Doesn’t
Today in a local Target, one mom said, “I am NOT telling you again,” and she actually fucking didn’t.
A Two-Year-Old Bought a $400 Couch. Because Toddler.
A two-year-old bought a $400 couch on Amazon because toddlers like to find new and interesting ways to terrorize us.
Part Beach Towel, Part Swimsuit, Part Dress: The All-In-One Bikini For $199
Another bizarre trend just washed up onshore and it’s full of holes in all the wrong places.
Child Eats Dinner Without Incident, Mothers Pilgrimage to Sacred Home
There has never been a case of a child being “full” and not inquiring about a snack to immediately follow the meal they just didn’t eat.
Potty Training: Don’t Do It.
Oh you’re thinking of potty-training? DON’T. Seriously. Wait. Then wait more. But you will probably do it anyway and enter the potty-training circle of hell.