By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Marriage isn’t always easy. But sometimes, when things get tough, I like to keep things in perspective by reminding myself that dating was so much worse. In the age of smartphones, dating apps, and nudes, I think it’s safe to assume dating has gotten […]
Humor
Burger King Offers Adult-Themed Happy (Ending) Meal and We Have SO Many Thoughts and Questions
Burger King recently offered a very special adult-themed “happy” meal for Valentine’s Day. The meal was only available for the holiday, only for adults 18 years and older, and only after 6 pm. The contents? Two Whoppers, two bags of fries, and two beers. Oh, and one “adult toy.” I […]
The Loss of an “On-Demand” Movie: The 5 Toddler Stages of Grief
By Barrie Bismark of Daily Dump: Life is a Shit Show When you have a toddler and their favorite On Demand movie has been removed from the “free” list, the pain is real. They can go from adorable, funny, and sweet to a possessed spawn of Satan as soon as they realize the movie is […]
Customers Troll Ivanka Trump’s Pumps on Amazon with Hilariously Harsh Questions and Answers
It’s not easy being Ivanka Trump these days. From Nordstrom’s decision to no longer carry her clothing line to the internet’s certainty that she’s madly in lust with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau after his visit with her father this week (I mean, CAN ANYONE BLAME HER?), she’s getting dumped […]
The Stealing Drawer
By Cari Hoover of Vicariously Speaking I love my kids. But there is no one in the world who can test my patience or make me question my sanity more than one of them. Well, maybe my husband, but I’ll save that for another post. Over a year ago, my eldest […]
A Grandma’s List of Hysterically Funny Grandkid Gems
By Larke Newell of Knowledge is Nice The inimitable Art Linkletter was absolutely correct when he coined the phrase, “Kids say the darnedest things.” At the time I loved the show and delighted in watching all the adorable, precocious little people make thousands of people laugh uproariously at their antics. […]
In Today’s Edition of WTF Products: Camel Toe Panties
There I was, scrolling the internet in all my innocence when BOOM, I saw something that could never be unseen: camel toe panties. Four WTFs later, I got to thinking about the target demographic for these. Who would actually buy them? Is there a portion of the population with a FUPA fetish I’m unaware […]
Our Guide to Everything Moms DON’T Want for Valentine’s Day
From unnecessary accessories to vaginal accouterments (“accooterments” if you will), these are the gifts that moms definitely don’t want this Valentine’s Day: 1. Valentine-themed clothing and accessories For just $9,300 you can get this heart-shaped fur coat that would be appropriate to wear for exactly one day out of the […]