By Danielle Sherman-Lazar of Living a Full Life After ED Ever wish the doctor prescribed baby Xanax for sleep issues? I do every freakin day. Then I could give a big middle finger to sleep consultants and their crying out torture tactics. I. Can’t. Do. It. I mean, adult Xanax and […]
Humor
Twitter Hilariously Responds to Trump’s Bizarre Black History Speech
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Surrounded by seemingly the only African Americans he knows, Trump kicked off Black History Month with a bizarre speech in which he rambled about everything from Omarosa’s success to a bust of Martin Luther King Jr. (which had been covered very unfairly by the […]
An Unfiltered Review Of Goop’s V-Day Gift Guide For The Obnoxious
Cupid’s balls, y’all, Gwyneth Paltrow, our favorite celebrity eccentric, has released four Valentine’s Day gift guides this year (For Guys, For Women, For Couples, and Solo Yolo) on her website, goop, and it is too good not to make fun of. We love you, Gwyneth, but why you always want […]
The Lies You Tell Yourself About Working Out After Having Kids
By Heidi Hamm I thought I was in decent shape. I believed it. I lived in a happy fantasyland that I was among the fit people. That if I really wanted to, which clearly I don’t, I could hold a plank for three minutes, do one hundred sit-ups and run […]
How Wine Is My Bad Parenting Muse
By Danielle Sherman-Lazar of Living a Full Life After ED My whole adult existence, wine has always given me great ideas. Let me tell you. Like when I was dating, why not text that guy I didn’t like on my last date, right now–because I am bored and tipsy? Or why […]
New Tostitos Bag Tells You If You Are Drunk Because Why The F**k Not
Earlier this week, Tostitos made a big announcement. Like a huge, game-changing sort of announcement: for a limited time, their chips will be sold in a “party safe” bag. But what the hell is a “party safe” bag? Well, it is a bag which can tell you if you are drunk. […]
The Day Bonnie Tyler Made Me Lose It
By Heather Burnett of Word to Your Mother I’ve read a lot about epic mom fails and bad mom stories today, and while they made me laugh so hard I may or may not have peed my pants, they cannot hold a candle to my dysfunction. I have three kids—two […]
What Elmo Can Teach Us About Dealing with Donald Trump
By Shannon Brescher Shea of We’ll Eat You Up, We Love You So Of all of the think pieces I’ve read on dealing with Donald Trump’s presidency, there is one small, furry voice that we haven’t heard from: Elmo. What on earth would innocent Elmo have anything to do with […]