[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] As eager parents hook themselves to its endless drip of contradictory advice, the Internet has managed to create a breeding ground for competitive parenting. It whispers to us about these so-called Mommy Wars, a concept some of us have bought into and perpetuated. Interpretations of […]
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Stupid Kids’ Toys: Blind Bag or Prize Egg
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] We all know about stupid kids’ toys. They’re those crappy things you get in Happy Meals or, worse, trinkets that well-meaning relatives and receptionists at the dentist’s office hand out, thinking they’re doing us a favor or something. YOU’RE NOT DOING US ANY FAVORS, OK? Inevitably, […]
Dear Octomom, I Choose You
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] OCTOMOM, I LOVE YOU. I choose you. I contemplate you. It’s you I think about when times are tight here in the First World where we can have babies on top of babies and they don’t starve or suffer, at least not like the other worlds […]
10 Things You Can’t Do in Public While Pregnant (But Totally Want To)
When you’re pregnant, there are myriad things you wish you could just up and do no matter where you are and whom you’re with — things you probably do in the privacy of your own home without reserve. The thing is, you can’t in public. I mean, you could, but […]
Ways Employers Can Improve Morale at Work
It’s no joke that a positive morale among employees is essential to fruitful workplace output. Which is why I’ve come up with these sure-fire ways for employers to boost morale among their workers. Tip #1: Pile on as much extra work as possible. They may claim to “want to burn […]
12 of the Creepiest Toys Sure to Give You Nightmares
Toys are creepy. Not all toys, of course, but many toys. Got a birthday or holiday present to purchase any time soon? I dare you to pick up one of these 12 toys that will give you nightmares. WARNING: There isn’t enough eye bleach in the world to make you unsee […]
Mommy Will Grow a Penis and 7 Other Life Lessons
Of all the teachers I’ve had, my four year-old son is by far my favorite. The kid’s a natural, and my hunch is that your children are naturals too. Children’s innate ability to educate their parents is uncanny and undoubtedly hilarious. Citing some great quotes from the master himself, here’s […]
What Your Underwear Choice Says About Your Mood
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] We’ve all got ’em, ladies. Myriad panties lining our drawers and laundry baskets, each one a symbol of a particular period in our lives, each one a reflection of our moods the day we scan the contents of our dressers and decide this pair will definitely do. Wondering […]