All parents and teachers need to stay current on the hip words of the day. Do people even use the term “hip” anymore? Probably not. It’s probably something like “kewl” or “amaze-balls” or “trending.” I’m not suggesting these words make it into your daily vocabulary – that would just make […]
Humor
No, I will not come to your fetus’ 8-week ultrasound party.
What in the bloody monkey hell is going on these days, hmm? Everywhere I look, somebody is celebrating something, and they want you (read: me too) to celebrate it with them. Weddings are cool. You’re getting married? Sweet. I think that’s awesome. I will be there. And I will drink up […]
Top 10 Events in the Mom-Olympics
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Top 10 Events in the Mom-Olympics
The following is a Sammiches and Psych Meds Featured Post. Featured Posts are intended to introduce readers to other writers we think they would love to follow. Please check out the post, visit the links in the writer’s bio, and be sure to click on the link to the writer’s […]
9 Hashtags Moms Can’t Stand
Back in the day when I became a mom for the first time, there wasn’t a lot happening on Facebook and Instagram was just a twinkle in Kevin Systrom’s eye. People weren’t quite relying on #filters, #selfies, or anything else you could hashtag on someone’s wall. Back then if someone […]
New Mom SWAG: THIS Should Be in the Free Diaper Bag
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] With the recent Academy Awards, I was thinking about what it is like to be a celebrity at an awards show- all the primping, the limousine rides, the fancy food and of course, the coveted celebrity “swag bags.” For years, I have heard about these […]
Parents Confess the Most Hilarious Lies They’ve Told Their Kids
We lie to our kids. (Even you, person who says she doesn’t. Don’t lie. See? You’re a liar by nature. EMBRACE IT.) Sometimes we lie because the truth is just too complicated or extreme for little ones to wrap their minds around. But other times — well, other times we […]
I Win Marriage and So Can You
Winning at marriage. People will tell you that marriage isn’t a competition. Those people are probably on your significant other’s team. Don’t listen to them. Marriage can be won, and it should be won. Below is an outline of one day when I won my marriage. Please take notes and […]