Easter celebration has come a long way since God raised Jesus from the dead. Here are some modern traditions that just don’t jive with the resurrection. 1. Boiled Eggs. We boil eggs, decorate them, and then serve them up to our kids as a special treat on Easter. Just think […]
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I’m Suffering from Momnesia and It’s Screwing Everything Up
Pregnancy makes your brain shrink. Really, it’s a scientific fact. In 2002, researchers in London stuck healthy pregnant women and pregnant women with high blood pressure into MRI machines. The moms-to-be took a well-deserved nap while their brains were analyzed. Brains of healthy women shrunk during pregnancy until they delivered […]
50+ Hilarious One-Liners
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Thoughts on March, in GIFs
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] It’s March, and I’m a teacher. All my other educators out there will understand what that means. Maybe even some non-educators hate this time of year as much as we do. Here are my thoughts on March, summed up in GIFs. (SPOILER: March sucks.) 1. Seriously? […]
Sanctimommies: Sell Crazy Someplace Else, We’re All Stocked Up Here
Sanctimommy? Yes. In the same tradition of fleek (who/what in the holy hell is fleek anyway?) to the millennial vernacular, Sanctimommy has crept into the common nomenclature of motherhood. You know her. She’s the hyper-vigilant wench who posts public service announcements to her “mommy friends” on Facebook. Attention Mommy Friends: […]
Man Breaks His Thing Doing the Deed
Welp, I can’t be the only person who never knew this was a thing, can I? Breaking a member during love-making is actually something men do semi-regularly. They even study the phenomenon regionally. Funniest part about the article below? Learning that some men actually break it trying to hide their […]
30 Hilariously Inappropriate Things Kids Have Said
The other day, I was reflecting on all the inappropriate things my young children have said without actually intending to be inappropriate. Taken in isolation, these things make my husband and me sound like terrible parents. In an attempt to make myself feel better, I started thinking that there was no way […]
19 Unintentionally Funny English Lit Quotes
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