By Maura McCormick of Play Pen; The Irreverent Parents’ Guide Theresa Guidice of Real Housewives fame has just released her newest book on the heels of her prison release from Danbury Correctional Facility. Healthy Inmate, the follow up to her bestselling cookbook, Skinny Italian, will hit bookshelves this week. Theresa, ever the […]
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Stranger Jilted by Mom’s Lack of Gratitude
By Ambrosia Brody of Random Aspects of (My) Life A shopper at the Grandiose Shopping Center is still reeling from an unfortunate encounter with a local mom this afternoon after her kind gesture was rebuffed by the mom of three. “She, in so many words, told me to mind my […]
How I Lost My Baby Weight FAST!
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Once I had my baby, I kept seeing photographs of celebrity moms who lost their pregnancy weight in no time. Those magazines may have photoshopped away the women’s internal organs, but that’s no excuse for the rest of us moms to go around looking less […]
Married Mom Brags About Her Sex Life, Disgusts Everyone
A married woman recently spent an entire party bragging about her sex life, as if she is completely unaware how disgusting it is to discuss marital sex. Her friend stared at her with a mixture of horror and revulsion, but she obliviously continued to talk on and on about […]
Millions of Children Devastated Because They Have “The Worst Parents Ever”
By Lola Lolita / Crystal Lowery Every day across the world, millions of children are suffering. Experts estimate that: 1 in 20 children are given the red cup when they specifically requested the blue cup nearly 1/3 of all children are forced to go to bed at a certain time […]
Infant to Star in Upcoming Budweiser Super Bowl Ad
A 3-month-old boy will reportedly “chug a cold one” in Budweiser’s Super Bowl commercial. The beer company has garnered fame in past years for its exploitation of puppies, horses, nature, nostalgia, and basically anything else that makes viewers “feel all the feels” (in the words of a Budweiser spokesman) on […]
5 Easy Ways to Create a Codependent Child
By Audrey Sanchez of Two Dogs One Cat and a Baby Are you tired of reading articles espousing the value of your child’s independence? Do you not want your child to play alone? Does the thought of going to the bathroom by yourself make you physically ill? Good news for […]
Interview With Stay-Home Dad Reveals Dangers of Mothers in the Workplace
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid As the average age of first-time parents increases, both moms and dads often have established careers for themselves by the time little ones come along, and many parents are swapping traditional gender roles. I sat down with Dave Edwards, the father to 2-year-old twins, Zack and […]