By Melissa Janisin of goodnessmadness.com It’s like I was just telling someone the other day-–I can be a total bitch, you know what I mean? I mean, I’m just the type of person who doesn’t care what other people think of me. I’m going to say what I think regardless, you […]
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Starbucks Heart Sugar Cookies Now Causing Controversy
By Liv of livebysurprise.com In a stunning move, after the #RedCups and #DeadPolarBears, Starbucks is in the news again with the release of their Heart Sugar Cookies. This past Tuesday, local mother of four, Brieanna Appelwaithe, had just finished a yoga class when she stopped at her local Starbucks for a […]
New Legislation Proposes Mandatory Licensing for Having Babies
By Crystal Foose of SoSoMom A new bill introduced in Congress today would make it illegal for people to have babies without first undergoing home inspections and background checks by a social worker. The bill proposes that ideally, parents would apply for a parenting license before becoming pregnant but would […]
The Kegel Cup: A New Herbal Tampon Trend out of Portland
By Briton Underwood of Punk Rock Papa A man in Portland has combined his morning cup of coffee with pleasing his spouse. Jeremy “X,” 26, of Portland, Oregon, has created the Kegel Cup. His Kegel Cup, not to be confused with the K Cup, is categorized as an “herbal tampon” and provides […]
Highly Educated Neurotic Mother Syndrome: A Physician’s Guide
By Sage K. Penn Definition Highly Educated Neurotic Mother Syndrome (HENMS) is a non-psychotic mental illness in which otherwise healthy highly educated mothers “just don’t feel right.” Complaints often include fatigue, irritability, weight gain/loss, anxiety, depression, muscle and/or joint pain, headaches, and brain fog. Symptoms may peak around ovulation or […]
Crisis Alert: Out of Control Parents Smuggling Vegetables into Kids’ Food
By Julie Watts of Mummy Spits the Dummy In a shocking set of revelations this week, authorities have been made aware of hundreds, if not thousands, of incidents and near-misses involving food poisoning of toddlers and preschoolers across the nation. Whistleblowers have revealed that inconsistent meal preparation in the home has been […]
Anti-Vaxxer Abandons Movement After Realizing Vaccines Shockingly Prevent Illnesses
By Kristine Laco of Mum Revised In a startling discovery by a Kanata mother, it appears that people who do not vaccinate their children from diseases are at risk for contracting those diseases. “I am not beating myself up about it,” mother Tara Hills continued. Her seven children ranging from […]
Should I Be Teaching My Daughter to Knit with Her Vagina? (And Other Questions)
By Leslie Gaar of Pails and Fires Dear Fellow Next-Generation Feminists, I am but a branch in a long line of feminists on my family tree. I was raised by a feminist, as was my mother before me, and I am proud to be raising three feminists of my own […]