The internet’s beauty experts have outdone themselves this time. They are now suggesting we look within to find our best lip color–within our bras, that is. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] A segment aired on The Doctors TV Show telling women that their most flattering lip shade should be one that matches […]
It was the fart heard ’round the world–or at least ’round the ballroom. Perhaps DWTS really stands for Dancing With The Sharts? Just a thought after Monday night’s episode where dancer Lindsay Arnold got caught farting into professional baseball player David Ross’ microphone. It all happened during a filmed rehearsal […]
Delta Airlines passengers got a special surprise on Saturday when Kenny G busted out his trusty saxophone mid-flight. It all started when Kenny G was chatting with an off-duty Delta flight attendant whose daughter died of brain cancer (FYI, you can’t type his first name without also including the “G”; it’s science). The employee then […]
Why do swimwear designers hate women? In years past they would make us a little self-conscious and uncomfortable, but in 2017? It’s like they’re not even trying to mask their contempt anymore. They legitimately loathe us and want us to suffer. As if we needed another reason to avoid the […]
Postpartum mom, Kelly Diane Howland, uploaded a Facebook photograph that has the world re-sharing in a frenzy. The new mom was minding her own business at Target, with a newborn baby in tow, when a stranger approached her with what seemed like innocent questions. I am shopping at Target with my obviously fresh […]
Shia LeBeouf’s most recent movie, Man Down, sold only one ticket in the UK on opening night, which has to be some sort of Guinness Record for big screen flops. I’ll tell you who’s a “man down,” and that’s Shia. And he’s “down” in the dumps. The film, in which LeBeouf plays […]
Hell hath officially frozen over because guess who just released a Daily Devotional book? Caribou Barbie herself, Sarah Palin. I peeked inside, y’all. It offers such inspired nuggets of bullshit wisdom as: -Justification for Islamophobia -Disdain for Immigrants -Open Carry Enthusiasm I wish I were kidding. Governor Arctic Asshat has […]
Thanks to Instagram, fashion trends get weird and wild fast. Artist Mia Kennington and her style team at The Gypsy Shrine know this well. They’ve been experimenting with face and body paint for special events. Their latest concept? Glitter Booty. Exhibit A: Ass Accessories Exhibit B: Badonkadonk Bling Exhibit C: Can Coruscation It’s Poop-Chute […]