There’s a heartwarming, real-life fairy tale coming from Texas this week, but before I get into details, I’ll have to explain the importance of homecoming in the Lonestar state. If high school football is the pinnacle of success in a Texas teenager’s years, homecoming is like the Superbowl halftime show. […]
Author: Nikki Morris
High School Dance Team Draws Controversy Over Sexy Uniforms
The ladies of Miami Northwestern Senior High School’s dance team in Florida have drawn controversy after performing at a football game in racy uniforms. A video of the “Golden Girls” dance team has gone viral, having over 700,000 views. It shows the girls walking ever-so-temptuously onto the field, donning leotards […]
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Amazon Dress
In today’s “news” news, a cute story has emerged after over 40 newscasters around America have been seen wearing the same dress this month. No, it’s not one of those “wear this or that to raise awareness for….” It just so happens that these ladies have found the world’s most […]
These Hilarious Kids’ Clothing Descriptions Will Make You LOL About Back to School Shopping
It’s back-to-school season, and you know what that means: new clothes for kids to show off to their classmates–classmates named Renfro, or Mary-Charlie, or Cambleton, or some shit. God, I hate these stupid modern children’s names. And do you know what I’ve found through hours of useless internet research? Kids’ clothes this […]
Turn Around, Bright Eyes, Because Bonnie Tyler Will Sing “Total Eclipse” Live During the Total Eclipse
Unless you live under a rock, you know that on August 21st, America will experience its first total solar eclipse since 1979. If you think that’s awesome, get this: Royal Caribbean will have a special “total eclipse” themed cruise, with the boat positioned in an optimal viewing spot. And turn around, bright […]
Crotch Charms: The Accessory We Never Asked For
In the latest edition of “What fresh hell is this?” I’m going to tell you about an accessory for your, um, accessory. It’s crotch charms. Japanese company BoDivas is responsible for “the Beachtail,” a panty pendant meant to hang from your bikini bottoms. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] Picture a dangly earring, but […]
Why The Activist Mommy Gets It All Wrong
By now you’ve seen the hate-rant making its way around the internet from Vlogger, The Activist Mommy. In her latest video, she calls for Teen Vogue to be banned from shelves because it is informing its readers about sex. While it’s a shame to give this scarecrow-headed town crier any more […]
A Friend Complimented Lilly Collins for Her ‘Anorexic’ Body and This Is What She SHOULD Have Said Instead
For her role in the Netflix movie “To the Bone,” actress Lilly Collins had to lose a significant amount of weight from her already-thin frame. The starlet, who has been open about her history with eating disorders, signed on to the film in order to shed light on the private […]