By Janet Eve Josselyn A Boston mother says she is lucky she didn’t have a heart attack during an attempted home invasion last week. Ann Smith, mother of 5-year-old Brian, was picking up toys in her family room when the front door was suddenly opened, revealing a marauding gang of filthy […]
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Everyone’s Talking About the Trump-Russia Scandal, but What About All These Other Russian Things That Exist?
By Andrew Knott of Explorations of Ambiguity Yes, the President of the United States is probably colluding with Russia to undermine the country he’s supposed to be leading, and that does seem kind of bad. But what all the Chicken Littles are forgetting is there are plenty of other people and things […]
Woman Claims Poo-Pourri Is the Key to a Happy Marriage
During a recent study regarding contributing factors to long, successful marriages, one local woman surprised many with her claim to marriage bliss. While many cited things such as communication, cleanliness, mutual respect, and sex as the greatest recipes to the best of partnerships, Mary Carson credits the product Poo-Pourri […]
Mama Bear Updates Classic Berenstain Bears Stories for Trump
By Amber Leventry Parents often use books as a way to educate their confused, greedy, or empathy-deficient children about the ways of the world. Some books meant for young readers carry gentle and simple storylines; others, like the ones in the Berenstain Bears series, follow a more direct, get-your-shit-together message […]
Petition Requesting Disney Rename Donald Duck ‘America Duck’
By Sarah Broussard Weaver of sbweaver.com Dear Bob Iger, You alone have the power to help me. My family and I visited Disney World last week and did not find it nearly as enjoyable as I did four years ago. This is not your fault (Well, maybe it is. WHO […]
5 Vehicles Other Than a Mack Truck That Trump Can Use to Drive America Into the Ground
By Andrew Knott of Explorations of Ambiguity In case you missed it, the President spent last Thursday conducting his own personal touch-a-truck event at the White House and he seemed so happy! While many people were screaming that he should’ve been doing more important things, as the father of a five-year-old and […]
Why Do Liberals Hate the First Amendment?
By Anna Gracia of The Snarky Reviewer Hey you. Yeah, you, libtard. Why do you hate the First Amendment? Here I am, using my God-given right to free speech in the comments section of this Facebook post by someecards, where I get all my news, and you’re trying to silence me. […]
Earn Extra Cash By Blogging About Your Children
By Marlene Kern Fischer of Thoughts From Aisle Four A mother of three sons recently had an epiphany when she realized that she might not have been as successful at blogging if her children had been better behaved. While writing yet another piece for the popular blogging site, Babbling Mommy, the mom […]