Feeling old? AREN’T WE ALL. Let the good people of Twitter cheer you up with these hilarious quips about aging … gracefully?
Author: Mandi Em
Sperm Facials Are Amazing for Your Skin, According to a Beauty Expert
I mean, back in my day they just recommended you pinch your cheeks and called it a day, but ok.
22 B*tchin’ Tweets About Being a Sweary AF Parent
You’re not a regular parent, you’re like, a cool parent. Along with all the cool features. Like one hell of a sweary mouth.
You Can Sleep in This Convertible Nap Desk Because Innovation Isn’t Dead
Someone alert George Costanza — there’s a actual convertible nap desk. It’s real and it’s spectacular!
18 Hilarious Tweets About Struggle-Shopping at the Grocery Store
There was once a point in time where humans roamed the Earth, armed with ingenuity and fire, self-sufficient and able to nourish themselves with the fruits of their pursuits in the wild, whether they be hunted, fished, or grown in the Earth as Gaia intended. Now we have the grocery […]
Silicone Feet with Built-in Vaginas Exist Because of Course They Do
Well, there’s no pussy footing around it. There’s a new sex toy in town and it’s something else. A company called Silicon Wives is selling a new sex toy – a realistic silicone foot with a vagina built into the ankle. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] Silicone Wives is a company that […]
18 Tweets to Make You LOL While Spring Cleaning
Spring has sprung, and so have your cupboard doors… must be from all that junk you’re holding onto that rightly belongs in the “JOY NOT SPARKED” pile. Looks like it’s time for spring cleaning! How spring cleaning is even a thing is completely beyond me. Cleaning in general never seems […]
25 Tweets That Prove Dinnertime Is the Worst for Parents
Parenting is hard. There are the sleepless nights, the crushing responsibility, the cost, the heartache and the worry. Despite being an immensely important job that makes your heart feel full, parenting comes with many challenges. In fact, one might go so far as to say that pretty much everything is […]