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10 Hilarious Tweets Wondering Where TF Barron Trump Was on Moving Day

January 21, 2021 By Mandi Em

And despite wishing we never have to see your Dad's face on the telly anymore, we do hope that you find peace and happiness in your future endeavors.

And despite wishing we never have to see your Dad’s face on the telly anymore, we do hope that you find peace and happiness in your future endeavors.

Filed Under: Humor, Tweets Tagged With: barron, inauguration day, joe biden, jokes, kamala harris, politics, president, the white house, trump, twitter

11 Hilarious Tweets About Un-Decorating After the Holidays

January 5, 2021 By Mandi Em

We're talking lockdowns, New Years in our pajamas, and a lot of crossed fingers that 2021 won't be such an absolute trashferno.

We’re talking lockdowns, New Years in our pajamas, and a lot of crossed fingers that 2021 won’t be such an absolute trashferno.

Filed Under: Life, Tweets Tagged With: Christmas, christmas decor, christmas decorations, christmas tree, decorating, funny, humor, tweets, twitter

12 Hilarious Tweets About Being a True Crime Buff

December 8, 2020 By Mandi Em

If there's anything that can help take the sting off this dumpster fire year that keeps on sucking, it's the soothing dulcet tones of a serious narrator slowly describing a horrific murder.

If there’s anything that can help take the sting off this dumpster fire year that keeps on sucking, it’s the soothing dulcet tones of a serious narrator slowly describing a horrific murder.

Filed Under: Entertainment, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: humor, murder documentaries, Netflix, true crime, tweets, twitter

12 Hilarious Tweets About Very Unsexy OnlyFans Concepts

November 15, 2020 By Mandi Em

So buckle up and get ready to see yourself reflected in these very tragic OnlyFans concepts, and feel better about the fact that we're all struggling out here.

So buckle up and get ready to see yourself reflected in these very tragic OnlyFans concepts, and feel better about the fact that we’re all struggling out here.

Filed Under: Sex and Relationships, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: humor, onlyfans, sexy, tweets, twitter, unsexy

20 Tweets About How We’re Coping With Election Anxiety

November 4, 2020 By Mandi Em

If you're wondering how folks are coping with this election anxiety the answer is simple- no so good, bitch!

If you’re wondering how folks are coping with this election anxiety the answer is simple- no so good, bitch!

Filed Under: Politics/Community, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: election, election 2020, election anxiety, tweets, twitter

Chelsea Clinton: Great At Tweeting, Bad At Blowies

October 30, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

All I have for you is one simple piece of conjecture upon which I am basing my argument that Chelsea Clinton is bad at B-jobs.

All I have for you is one simple piece of conjecture upon which I am basing my argument that Chelsea Clinton is bad at B-jobs.

Filed Under: Health, Humor, News/Trending, Sex and Relationships Tagged With: blowjobs, chelsea clinton, condoms, covid, deleted tweets, maskup, Trolling, twitter

14 Hilarious Tweets From Parents in August 2020

August 28, 2020 By Mandi Em

As summer 2020 wraps up, it seems we're still no closer to getting our shit together, and I mean that collectively, as in the human race as a whole.

As summer 2020 wraps up, it seems we’re still no closer to getting our shit together, and I mean that collectively, as in the human race as a whole.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: August 2020, dad humor, mom humor, parenting humor, tweets, twitter

14 Tweets About Back To School 2020 to Make You LOLsob

August 16, 2020 By Mandi Em

Let's raise our glasses to the parents just trying to do their best and get through the gut-wrenching agony of it all.

Let’s raise our glasses to the parents just trying to do their best and get through the gut-wrenching agony of it all.

Filed Under: Education, Humor, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: back to school, covid-19, pandemic humor, parenting humor, tweets, twitter

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