By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Score one for nostalgia, because Netflix is bringing back Teddy Ruxpin, and we can’t decide whether we’re super pumped or scared shitless. The popular streaming company made the announcement late Sunday night in a press release that got Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, […]
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Florida Woman ‘Infatuated’ with Columbine Found Dead
“THERE IS NO LONGER A THREAT TO THE COMMUNITY,” tweeted the FBI. According to an update on CBS4, Sol Pais, the 18-year-old Florida woman ‘infatuated’ with Columbine, was found dead near the Echo Lake Campground in the Arapaho National Forest. Denver-area public schools were closed while authorities in Colorado conducted […]
Shopper Calls CPS on Woman for Making Kids Sit on Easter Bunny’s Lap
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Hopkinton, MA — A mother of three is currently being investigated by Child Protective Services for forcing her kids to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap during a recent trip to the North Lagomorpha Mall. April Livingston says she was just trying […]
Raising Boys: What Every Mom Needs to Know
By Karen Lesh of M.O.B. Truths I just said to my completely nude, just-turned 4yo, “I will play with you only after you put your underwear on.” He replied, “Then I don’t want to play with you.” Let’s just get this out there. The p word. It sounds a little […]
We’re at Panera at 4:45, So Stop Giving My Two-Year-Old the Side-Eye
By Julia Pelly of juliapelly.com Before I had kids, when I was a young, fun 20-something wandering the world without mouths to wipe or diapers to change or little feet to stuff into little shoes, I occasionally found myself passing judgment on the parents around me. They were too strict […]
Paul Rudd Is 50 and This Is What #AgeGoals Look Like
Hey, so if you’ve been feeling young for some reason, allow me to shatter that illusion for you because Paul Rudd, hilariously handsome star of such films as Clueless; I Love You, Man; Ant Man; and Role Models is officially a big boy of 50 years. That’s right, y’all. Paul Rudd is 50, and […]
Lemoga Lets You Do Yoga With Lemurs
Doing yoga with animals has been a wellness trend for a while now. You can downward dog with dogs, cat cow with cats, horse pose with horses, and let’s not forget about the whole goat craze. Goatga. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Original Goat Yoga™️ (@goatyoga) […]
This Motorized Pool Float Is for Die-Hard Water Lovers Only
We have a running joke in my family — that at any given time, we must have at least one more boat than members of our family. The same also applies to vehicles and homes and … we’re property hoarders, OKAY? We’ve practically taken over the lake on which we […]