These funny memes nail what self-care looks like once you become a parent.
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Oh Look, Guy Creates a Roomba That Screams and Swears Almost as Much as You
Just in case your house isn’t full of enough screaming and yelling, YouTuber and robot enthusiast Michael Reeves has hacked a Roomba to create “The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff.”
This Mother’s Day I Want to Remember the Person I Used to Be
More than flowers, cards or even wine this Mothers Day, I want this one gift: to remember who I was before I became a mother.
Lies We Tell Our Children: Gerbil Edition
Sometime we have to lie to our kids, especially when you have stupidly allowed them to have rodents as pets and those rodents become murderers.
Your 23andMe Results Reveal Your Ancestors Were Mostly Jerks
Many 23andMe clients are surprised to learn that the kind of people who walk slowly in front of other people who have someone real to be have been around for hundreds of thousands of years!
UNO Confirms There Is No Stacking Draw Cards And People Can’t Deal
In today’s breaking (and obviously important) news, it would appear that millions of UNO players have been playing the game wrong.
Women Are Ditching Their Swimsuits for Duct Tape
Move over, spandex, “stick-on” swimwear has arrived!
On Ear Piercing and Consent
My daughter wanted her ears pierced, which was her choice. Her experience ended up being an important lesson about body autonomy and consent.