Forty is such a special time in a woman’s life. Age spots blossom on your hands, your back aches for no reason, and if you’re truly fortunate, you may begin to develop soft, jiggly jowls that small children can treat like Play-Doh. Yes, you’re about to experience some wonderful developments! […]
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This Mama Is Surviving NOT Thriving In This Pandemic
To all my friends that had kids before me, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t understand the reason you were flaky with plans. I’m sorry I didn’t understand your exhaustion. I’m sorry I quit putting in effort after being left hanging so many times. I’m sorry I said my dog […]
10 Hilarious Tweets About the Side Part Debacle
Apparently, according to these kids, parting your hair in the middle is THE WAY to look cool and put-together.
Why Rush Limbaugh’s Death Just Hits Differently
I still can’t personally muster much emotion when celebrities die, which is why it felt so strange that when I heard about the death of Rush Limbaugh, I felt something strong come over me.
Anxiety Stole All The F**ks I Had To Give
Let’s talk about anxiety. Because if I’m being completely honest, anxiety stole all the fucks I had to give. Seriously, in my 23 years of momming, I have NEVER met a woman who didn’t battle anxiety at some point in motherhood. One in nine women suffer from postpartum depression and/or […]
Things I Won’t Be Able To Do With My Face Once Masks Are No Longer A Thing
This mask thing isn’t all bad. I know it’s annoying, but after almost a year of wearing one during this pandemic, it’s kinda melded with my face. Now that masks are part of my wardrobe, I no longer have to worry about putting makeup on half of my face to […]
Netflix Is Right, Representation Matters
I never knew what was missing. Or that it mattered that I missed it. Or that it was a thing to miss. Maybe I should start with what I’m talking about – but I’m afraid that once I say the words, most of you will just scroll on past. No […]
Texas Mom Demonstrates Classic Mama Bearkwando And Tackles A Peeping Tom
A Texas mom demonstrated one of the most ancient moves in Mama Bearkwando called, “Aw Hell Naw” last month after a Peeping Tom decided to try her, which we all know is a fatal mistake. At 7am on January 31st, Phyllis Pena was coming home from the store when she […]