Author: Mock Mom

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I’m on Paw-Ternity Leave

By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Hi Friends, This is an update following the pregnancy announcement I sent out. Scooter has been born and we finally got to take him to his forever home. I’m officially on paw-ternity leave. For those of you unfamiliar with paw-ternity leave, it is a special […]

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Parents Plan Blow-Out Potty Party

By Jocelyn Jane Cox of The Home Tome Narson, NY– In order to celebrate poop, pee, and the joys of putting them in the potty, one New York couple has decided to host a Potty Party next weekend. Their toddler, Angus, will be the guest of honor. “This is a big deal! […]

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8 Steps to Becoming the Ultimate Woman

By Susan Masciopinto of Mommy Dearest, Inc. Nothing infuriates me more than a panel of privileged, white men telling me what I can or cannot have. I’ve read numerous articles and studies about how a woman must choose between work and raising a child and how, even when she does, she’ll […]

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How to Win the Mom Wars

By Sarah Coulter Gremley of Fully Caffeinated Canadian Mom There’s a dark side to the internet. Articles, commentaries and memes with smoke-filled comment sections booming with the battle cries of the fiercest warriors on earth: Moms. You’ve tried so hard to avoid this, vowed you would never yield to picking up a weapon and mowing down […]