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Gyltlezz: A New Drug to Ease Mom Guilt

By Claire McMurray Do you feel ashamed every time you shower, eat, pee, or breathe alone? Do you daydream about your parenting-free days and then immediately wonder if you are a soulless hell beast who doesn’t deserve to be alive? If so, then you might be suffering from the underdiagnosed […]

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Former Child Star, Caillou, Arrested

By Katy Clark of Experienced Bad Mom Former child star, Caillou, was arrested in Quebec on Saturday for shoplifting from Wal-Mart. Security guards stopped Caillou, best known for his seminal work on the hit children’s cartoon series, Caillou, after they noticed suspicious lumps in his yellow T-shirt. He was found to have […]

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Toddler Calls Mom’s Bluff to Leave Without Him

By Rebecca Lang of BeckyRebecca.com A standoff is in progress at 2115 Oxford Avenue as a toddler challenged his mother’s threat to leave the house without him. Neighbors have identified the mother as Eloise Allonsy, the 34-year-old owner of the residence. They report that she has been standing in her front […]

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Infant Bullied for Wearing Generic Diapers

By Kelly Hoover of Mommy Dearest, Inc. A Los Angeles family, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, is speaking out about the bullying their 16-month-old son fell victim to at a Westside L.A. daycare last week. The family claims he was taunted, bitten, pushed and viciously drooled […]