By Claire McMurray Do you feel ashamed every time you shower, eat, pee, or breathe alone? Do you daydream about your parenting-free days and then immediately wonder if you are a soulless hell beast who doesn’t deserve to be alive? If so, then you might be suffering from the underdiagnosed […]
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Former Child Star, Caillou, Arrested
By Katy Clark of Experienced Bad Mom Former child star, Caillou, was arrested in Quebec on Saturday for shoplifting from Wal-Mart. Security guards stopped Caillou, best known for his seminal work on the hit children’s cartoon series, Caillou, after they noticed suspicious lumps in his yellow T-shirt. He was found to have […]
Missing Woman Found Living in Local Bed Bath & Beyond
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars A wife and mother of three who was reported missing by her family nearly a month ago was found living in a nearby Bed Bath & Beyond yesterday morning. Maya Whitsend, age 36, was discovered shortly after a BB&B employee noticed a Keurig […]
Activist Group Boycotts Salvation Army for Gender-Neutral Toy Aisle
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Mothers from the activist group Parents Outraged In Neutral Toy Layouts Enforcing Sex Segregation (“POINTLESS” for short) are boycotting the Salvation Army charity stores because of their gender-integrated toy section. POINTLESS president, Tiffany Poppycock, was furious when she went inside the charity shop to find […]
Toddler Calls Mom’s Bluff to Leave Without Him
By Rebecca Lang of BeckyRebecca.com A standoff is in progress at 2115 Oxford Avenue as a toddler challenged his mother’s threat to leave the house without him. Neighbors have identified the mother as Eloise Allonsy, the 34-year-old owner of the residence. They report that she has been standing in her front […]
Woman Remembers Password on First Try, Is Hospitalized for Tests
This is the age where passwords are numerous and the media attention on making sure your passwords are strong enough, brave enough, and downright impossible to remember is fierce. No two passwords should be the same. No kids’ names. No birth dates. No using the word vagina. There are […]
Infant Bullied for Wearing Generic Diapers
By Kelly Hoover of Mommy Dearest, Inc. A Los Angeles family, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, is speaking out about the bullying their 16-month-old son fell victim to at a Westside L.A. daycare last week. The family claims he was taunted, bitten, pushed and viciously drooled […]
An Open Letter to the Mom Writing an Open Letter About the Open Letter She Read
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell I get it. You’re upset. A writer on the internet wrote an open letter about the dangers of helicopter parenting and co-sleeping. No way can you let that go unanswered. Especially since your ebook, “Hovering Over Baby As She Sleeps,” was just released. […]