By Sage K. Penn Are you a mom? Then you know the urgent need to make your life easier and more time efficient. If you are truly a good person, you also care about the environment and are passionate about limiting your carbon footprint. You probably think that cloth diapers […]
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10 Things You MUST Say to Your Children
By Melissa Coble of An Unfit Parent After reading an article today about the 10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Kids, all I could think to myself was, “Wow! That’s way too hard to remember. It would be so much easier if someone would just tell me what I […]
Mother Terrified About Target Bathroom Policy but Allows Anyone to Babysit Her Kids
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid DALLAS, TX- Highland Park mother Kate James is furious about Target’s new policy which allows transgender people to use the facilities with which they identify. She is concerned that sinister shoppers might take advantage of her children in the restroom. “Target is putting my preschoolers at risk to sexual predators. […]
Internet Troll Successful in Bullying Writer into Submission
By Audrey Hayworth of Sass Mouth Today in Utopia, Somewhere, an Internet troll successfully tracked down a writer to bully and threaten her after he disagreed with her take on potty training her child. When interviewed from his mother’s basement, the troll, 32-year-old Chester the Child Molester, refused to put on clothes, […]
5 Things EVERY Pregnant Woman Should Avoid
By Sara Given of It’s Like They Know Us When it comes to the safety of your unborn child, you can never be too careful! Steer clear of these common pregnancy dangers to keep baby happy and healthy. 1. Bears Weighing up to 850 lbs, with razor sharp claws and […]
Local Woman Supports Public School Toilet Paper Ban
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell Tireless digestive health campaigner, Jennifer Simmons-Adler, spoke today with reporters regarding her controversial proposal to eliminate toilet paper from public schools in her district. Ms. Simmons-Adler’s stated goal is “to not deprive the children of toilet paper. Not at all. I want to […]
Tech for the Urban Stay-Home Mom: Review of the ‘Sup Tracker
By Liv of livebysurprise.com Apple has just released a new fitness monitor and app geared to a specific audience: stay-at-home mothers. The ‘Sup Tracker is technically superior to any previously released activity monitor. It not only monitors real time activity and heart rate, but it also monitors breathing – all to […]
8 Ways to Prepare Children for the Zombie Apocalypse
This summer, think outside the typical day camp or trip to the beach. Instead, use this time to bond with your children in a wholly unique and rewarding way. Parents, properly prepare your children for the zombie apocalypse and give them a summer that could very well save their life. […]